what will they say

What will people say when they hear the news?  Some guesses:

Mom-"This is just like Jeff--doing exactly what he wants to do.  No consideration."
Jeana-"He said he wouldn't do this as long as Mom is alive..."
Shannon-"He was an asshole.  I won't miss him at all."
Michelle-"Shot himself?  That figures.  When things get real, he RUNS!  Pussy!"
Russell-"If he'd just gotten married, he mighta been happier."
Joan-"He was troubled..."
Gretchen-"I'm sorry he's dead, but he was a freeloader."
Lee-"Why? There was nothing wrong with him."
Rebecca-"Permanent solution to a temporary problem."
Sammy-"I liked Jeff.  He just didn't like himself."  (Thank you, Sammy!  Always a kind soul.)
Jeff-"He hinted at this. I didn't see him actually going through with it."
Gene-"He was like a raw nerve."
Dr. Jensen-"I tried to medicate him."
Lydia-"I tried to counsel him."
Dorothy-"I tried to save him."