How do I hate me? Let me count the ways...
big head
big nose
big feet
jutting jaw
crooked teeth
stocky body
odd proportioning
old
fat
broke
homeless
unhealthy
no "game"
talk too much
no discipline (with money, food, time, exercise)
owe a fortune in student loans
shouldn't have declared bankruptcy
shouldn't have bought that goddamned van
burned out
college degree I don't use
failing business
un-cool last name
un-masculine first name
no close friends
no sex
no social intelligence
really small dick
tired of everything
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